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roflosophy 

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.
Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!
roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009

Roflcopyer 

1. A type of spelling error that usually occurs when someone attempts to type "ROFLCOPTER" but instead hits the "y key" instead of the "t key" and spells "ROFLCOPYER" instead.

2. The mighty and majestic copier that floats upon eastern winds wreaking havoc upon the lands with its ink rain and blinding light. Caution must be used when approaching the roflcopyer for it uses treachery to mimic and deceive it's pursuers. Legend has it that if one is able to catch the roflcopyer they will be granted the power to create copies of themselves. The number of copies that can be made is unknown but legend says it is enough to conquer the world.

(Please note it is understood that copyer is technically spelled copier)
1. *During a wmw* " HAHAH FEAR MY ROFLCOPYERS! shit i mean ROFLCOPTERS!"

2. "Flee villagers! FLEE! The mighty roflcopyer is upon us!"
Roflcopyer by BannanaBob July 7, 2008

roflcopter 

Invented by a Blizzard moderator on the Warcraft III forum. There is always much whining going on on those official forums, much sucking up to moderators and an awful lot of 'BLUE!!! PLZ REPLY!!!1one' (Blue = color of moderator posts), so when a mod posts something, you can bet there'll be thousands of people jumping on it, if only to spam 'BLUE FIX GARGZ PLZZZZ' or 'first reply woooot!' after it in the vain hope that the mod will read it and react.

So when one invented this new buzzword, it was grabbed and squeezed out and spread like a virus across all of the Blizzard forums and from there over the internet.

The word is derived from a unit in Warcraft III, the gyrocopter (flying machine). Your immediate response when someone masses gyros (to be funny, ruin the game, mess around or whatever) is to rofl for ten straight minutes until the copters of doom and destruction have pinpricked 1 of your 20 farms to death with their uber godly bombs.

Now mostly used in Blizzard circles as a leeter version of rofl.
'...and this guy said I could reduce lag by up to 100% by hitting alt-F4. I did and the game closed on me. This is griefing, admins plz ban'
'ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!'
roflcopter by Brother Laz April 21, 2005

ROFLOLOMGWTFBBQGTFO 

means Rolling On (the) Floor, Laughing Out Loud, Oh My God, What The Fuck, Bar-B-Q, Get The Fuck Out.

Something really funny but by the end of laughing it becomes something really weird or fucked up.

Guy1: I was raped 30 times last night by all different people.

Guy2: ROFLOLOMGWTFBBQGTFO
ROFLOLOMGWTFBBQGTFO by Jokr :) March 21, 2009

roflopogous 

very similar to roflcopter, lolercaust, etc. When something is funny, using this word is not only appropriate, but encouraged.

prenounced like
ROFFLE OP OH GUS
Broseph: "we got some beer jigga goin on, we got some ddr, and some, just...DAH!"

Broham: "ROFLOPOGOUS"

roflconda 

a huge pwning anaconda that has fused with a huge pool of rofl and magically using the power of pwning became a ROFLCONDA

made by RxR
kid1: dude omfg u know what this noob needs a ROFLCONDA to kill him

kid2: omfg i just got eatten buy a huge roflconda man i am the suxzore
roflconda by robert b September 13, 2006