Road roller 

A weapon first used by Dio Brando and often is used while the wielder screeches WRYYYYY. While wielding such a construct, it is imperative to remember that once you throw it on top of someone, you must beat it down as much as possible until the person under it stops breathing

ROAD ROLLER DA

WRYYYYYY

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

Road roller by Trumpthecoolkidswagger May 28, 2019

High Roller 

A “High Roller” is someone who spends lots of money carelessly, blowing money fast and recklessly. The term originated from high stakes players who place large bets at the casino.

"You know I'm a high roller"

High Roller by YungMon August 23, 2016

nit rolled 

When a poker opponent takes a long time to make what turns out to be an obvious call.

I got nit rolled by a donk with the second nut flush. It took him a full minute to call my bet.

nit rolled by Vervatious June 21, 2010

Road Roller 

A thing that you want to throw to your enemy in stopped time.

Why directly kill your enemy when you can use a road roller?

Road Roller by end_2048 October 19, 2019

Whole Roller 

A crap that is so messy it almost needs a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe it off your butt.

That dump I just took was a whole roller.

Whole Roller by Roy February 4, 2005

"Shoulda Rolled" guy 

A person that gives unwanted and unsolicited advice while he watches others play a game he is highly proficient at.

Coined by Egoraptor of Game Grumps when playing Super Smash Bros, warning his viewers that he was only playing for fun, and that savvy players should avoid microscopic critique of his play in the comments section. It happened anyway.

Player 1: (Makes a common mistake)
"Shoulda Rolled" Guy: "You should've rolled."
Player 1: "Shut the fuck up and let me play."

Egoraptor: "He had this whole essay of advice and even offered to train me."
JonTron: "Wait, seriously!?"
Egoraptor: "Ugh, I just KNEW there was gonna be one of those people, a fucking 'Shoulda Rolled' guy."

"Shoulda Rolled" guy by Vid-szhite May 18, 2014

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day 

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009