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roflosophy 

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.
Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!
roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009
Rolling on the Floor Yet Somehow Still Typing, originated by British comedian Bill Bailey to highlight the logical inaccuracy of modern internet abbreviations, and for a bit of a laugh.
Man1 - Did you hear about <funny topic>?
Man2 - That's Hilarious, ROFLYSST!
roflysst by Urban Definitions ltd. October 15, 2010

roflstomp 

When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.
Dude, did you see that rogue try to gank me while I was eating my sandwich? I trinketed that shit and 2 hit him. Bitch got roflstomped.
roflstomp by Yeg117 July 11, 2009

eggo rofls 

1. delicious batter based toaster giggles. great with maple syrup or jelly or jam.

2. what you say when you see a lol cat.

3. what you say when you see a funny lol cat.
"Hey gentleman! What is the crap with this? EGGO ROFLS!"

"LOLZZZZ EGGO ROFLS MY FRIENDSTER!"

"I laugh here to my eggo rofls."

"bummmer ! eggo rofls are frozen!"
eggo rofls by Dabbo May 18, 2008

ROFLWSMOJAOP 

rolling on the floor laughing while spilling my orange juice all over the place.
ROFLWSMOJAOP!!
ROFLWSMOJAOP by ROFLWSMOJAOP January 3, 2010
ROFLTSO is an internet acronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, Tongue Sticking Out. It's an overjoy laugh while tongue is sticking out, teasing, making fun of or joking around.
A. Hellloads! Ann is a real slut.
B. ROFLTSO, "sluts got talent" :P
ROFLTSO by primaverabebe January 5, 2011