roflosophy 

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.

Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!

roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.

So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY by El Zacko October 7, 2006

ROFCOF

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Cum On Face

A natural progression from LOL, ROFL, and ROFLMAO.

Implies that something has caused such hilarity that it has caused such a person to shoot onto their own face while rolling on the floor laughing.

Guy1: That was so funny - LOL
Guy2: Yeah i know - ROFL
Guy3: ROFLMAO - brilliant
Guy4: ROFCOF!!
Guy1: Ew - dude
Guy2: Not again...
Guy3: WTF?! Why?!

ROFCOF by r0nnybums August 1, 2008

roflolxd 

The action of rolling on the floor, while laughing out loud so much that your mouth is wide open.
Acronym being:
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud, X being: eyes closed, and D being: mouth open.

Mom: What are you doing up stairs? It is very loud
Me: I'm roflolxd! I can't stop

roflolxd by JonahFromVegas December 29, 2016

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor 

something u say to confuse people who use 'lol' too often

#1:haha,sure lol
#2:its not that funny...
#1:oh sry,lol
#2: rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor
#1:whoa...wait..wat??lol
#2:go fuck off noob!!

rofloflwafflelologramoroflcoptor by CharlieeMay April 21, 2010

ROFLOLMAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud my ass off

person 1: hay man have u heard that JB is a boy

person 2: ROFLOLMAO

ROFLOLMAO by crissilluminatilord March 18, 2013

ROFLOIDS 

A RoFloid : tiny little alien like rofls from out of space.. they are black with bright eyes and look like jellyfish.. BUT they fly!
when someone gets roflepwned they come into you and makes you blurt out ROFLOIDS!

haha.. ownage .. fail .. ROFLOIDS!

ROFLOIDS by Di5h November 10, 2009