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Roffle: Pronouced to rhyme with waffle.

To ROFL at someting funny

dude, i totally roffled at that picture

that movie made me roffle like crazy
by Colleem January 04, 2008
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roffle is a phonetic spelling of the popular internet slang ROFL
Just say the word out loud, not as letters
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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A "Roffle" is an extremely violent belly-rub that is used to put someone in their place, and humiliate them. People subjected to the roffle experience such symptoms as tightening of the abs, shortness of breath, and the feeling of being violated.

The term "roffle" originated from the internet slang "ROFL" (Rolling On the Floor Laughing). The objectives are similar, but the "roffle-er" must get in the appropriate position, and make an open palm, as to belly-rub.

From there, you may choose to lift the shirt or not, and then close in swiftly on the target "roffle-ee", making strong, violent belly-rub motions along the abdominal parts of the target. This will give the target a mixed sensation of being fiercely tickled to the point of not breathing, and a serious abdominal muscle workout.

If the "roffle" was executed well, the target "Roffle-ee" should have feelings of humiliation and defeat, whilst being drained of energy to retaliate.


QUICK TIP:
Get friends in on it too! A "gang-roffle" is the best, safest, and cleanest way to get annoying friends, pets, or family members to shut their mouths and stop being annoying.
"Who's ready for a roffle?"

"Wow, we roffled the shit out of him..."

"Sorry, I can't get up, Pete, Mike, and Max gave me a good Rofflin'."
by monstaMike July 25, 2008
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Acronym: Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing Etcetera.

Derived from rofl - "rolling on floor laughing"; a slightly sarcastic variation thereof.

Very good to say outloud.
Golrim says:
you'd better watch out
Golrim says:
or you'll get a monkey heart
Sick Mouthy says:
ROFFLE
Sick Mouthy says:
big fucking ROFFLE
by Sick Mouthy July 15, 2004
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Steven was sued for the use of the term roffles by The International Rofflehouse.
by Revrant August 11, 2006
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ROFFLES n
1. A profane and useless term. Its literal definition is "anus of chimp".
2. Used mainly to annoy people on forums, however it can also be used as a spiffy can-opener.
1. The monkey's anus was a ROFFLE.
2. I used a ROFFLE to open the gravy.
by Stilleas February 08, 2004
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Roffle (raw'ful), sometimes confused with ROFL, is actually an extension to the phrase.
It actually stands for: Rolling On the Fucking Floor Laughing Erractically.

It is used in situations where ROFL just won't due because the situation is beyond hilarious.
In response to hilarity:
ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!
(person is indisposed for an amount of time laughing and gasping for air on the floor. If other people are there to witness, they will notice very odd noises)
by Julie Cassidy March 02, 2006
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