Rod
any cylandrical object
He was holding onta a rod
by Rod Munch August 12, 2003

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Short for nimrod or ramrod; but it's just a rod...
Last night I thought my friend was a tool - but I realized he was the entire toolshed, no, not the toolshed, he was the biggest ROD in the toolshed.

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rod
A stronger degree of calling someone a tool(a.k.a. an asshole). Meant to emphasize more of an asshole nature
I always knew Joe D. was a total rod
by Bob Papadopolous May 01, 2005

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ROD
Retarded Overreaction Dissorder (ROD) is a mental disorder characterized by people over reactiving over simple problems that could be fixed with a four letter word.

OCD is the most common mental disorder and is diagnosed nearly as often as being blonde, a women, and alcoholism.
Guy 1: "That guy just looked at me, he's going to get it now, I am going to break his face!"
Guy 2: "You have ROD"
Guy 1: "fuck"
Guy 2: "there yeah go"
by Doctor Crusty Pimple, MD March 28, 2010

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ROD
(1)
Rape
On
Demand
(2)A dick
(3)A simple stick that has been carved into a slim shape with a knife
(4)A fishing rod
(1)I WANT YOU TO RAPE ME NOW!!!
(2)Oh wow what a big rod you have there...
(3)nice rod you have can i try it out?
(4)awesome new fishing rod, Vick, let's go try it out shall we?
by Bloody Scythe March 16, 2009

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Rod
Although it is usually refered to a long hard on, this "rod", is a kid with a very small wang wang.
Penis head
by Squizzle January 30, 2004

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rod
Midwestern slang for a dollar
"The dude said I had to lay a rod on him for the info."
by Dick Weed March 07, 2005

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