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33.
Rod
a person with a large cock and hates gays. usually is high and loves to snort large amount of cocaine. and really hates gays. but loves mrs. v's snowjacket
Jon: Rod are you high again!?
Rod: .... Yea...
Jon: Cool. So you want to go meet my gay friend Eric?
Rod: NO! I hate gays!
Jon: Oh right.. Well want to go look at Ms. V's snow jacket?
Rod: YES!!

Girl: DAMN ROD! You got a HUGE rod!!
Rod: Yep! *thumbs up*
Girl: Well what to do now?
Rod: COCAINE!!!
by Jonwillig March 15, 2008
 
1.
rod
n. an erect penis
I woke up this morning with a wicked rod!
by Rod October 10, 2003
 
2.
Rod
NOT an erect penis. Yes, this is actually a person's name.
"Rod was so pissed off when he saw all the definitions for 'Rod' on urbandictionary all had to do with a penis, so he made his own defintion."
by Mitsah G April 05, 2010
 
3.
rod
A slang term for penis
Vadim has a microscopic "rod"!!!
by r3n October 28, 2002
 
4.
Rod
A very big or long penis Cock Dick
Fuckin hell hes got a right Rod
by Matty d 16 January 16, 2007
 
5.
Ride or Die.
Tight Friends
: Girl Your My R.O.D Chiick
by Your Dad And Your Mum November 23, 2008
 
6.
Rod
A Rod is a man who is first-rate. Although he sometimes takes a little while to get to know, that is part of his charm and he is worth it. He will be someone you desire as a friend for life. Rods are thoughtful, protective, kind, always ready to help. They are an amazing combination of sensitivity and strength. They are great listeners. Family is extremely important. Never arrogant or proud, wisdom and humbleness are his key traits. Attractive on the inside and out. Rods possess a great sense of humor (mixed with an ornery teasing side) and can make you laugh until your sides hurt. If have found a Rod, handle with care. You have found a needle in a haystack - a treasure of infinite worth.
You found a Rod? You should be so lucky!
by mtbow June 19, 2013
 
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Rod
A spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy balls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can't see his forehead, and hates green beans. A hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. If you haven't met a Rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.
I wish my dad were a rod.

Our daughter's dating Rod and we couldn't be happier.
by Tuny Snigglefritz February 05, 2010