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1. rod
n. an erect penis
I woke up this morning with a wicked rod!
by Rod Oct 10, 2003 add a video
2. Rod
NOT an erect penis. Yes, this is actually a person's name.
"Rod was so pissed off when he saw all the definitions for 'Rod' on urbandictionary all had to do with a penis, so he made his own defintion."
not a penis or dick
by Mitsah G Apr 5, 2010 add a video
3. rod
A slang term for penis
Vadim has a microscopic "rod"!!!
by r3n Oct 28, 2002 add a video
4. Rod
A very big or long penis Cock Dick
Fuckin hell hes got a right Rod
5. Rod
A spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy balls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can't see his forehead, and hates green beans. A hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. If you haven't met a Rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.
I wish my dad were a rod.

Our daughter's dating Rod and we couldn't be happier.
6. rod
A hard penis.

See also: penis
Then I got a really hard rod!
7. Rod
Rod is that guy with the long, dark brown hair that no girl can resist. He's usually getting girls horny with his amazing singing skills. Tends to flex his beautifully shaped abs to impress the girls and make them automatically orgasm they pussies. Also, Has an extremely large penis.
jenny: Hey have you seen any Rods today?
Katy: OMG!! I just came from the hospital along with 7 other girls who got extreme horny-nietis
Jenny: Im horny now
Katy: Lets go find a rod
Jenny: Lets gooo! :Katy
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