| 1. | i ROCK your face | ||
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1) A play on words, encapsulating charismatic flair in a flirtatious and sultry nature via metaphorical innuendo -- backing you up and drawing you in... all at once. 2) The act of someone impressing, astounding, or entertaining another -- more of an art than a skill... 3) A phrase coined by Jami, queen face-rocker. "Bringing me an iced tea would totally rock my face right now..."
"Join my army of face-rocking minions and start rocking faces today!" -- Jami, irockyourface.com "Now that I have the new iPhone, I rock your face!" |
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| 2. | rock your face | ||
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To impress, astound, or entertain someone. To "kick ass." The phrase has its origins in the Bon Jovi song "Wanted Dead or Alive," which contains the unintentionally funny line "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." The phrase was popularized by online humorist Seanbaby, whose website boasts "over 40 million faces rocked!" It seems Seanbaby heard the line in the Bon Jovi song, thought it was funny, and made it his own.
The phrase has since found its way into online dialogue, often used facetiously or ironically (similar to modern use of phrases like "stick it to the Man!"), due to the consciously silly nature of the phrase. "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." --Bon Jovi
"Over 40 million faces rocked!" -- Seanbaby.com "This action movie is great. It's gonna rock your face. Hard." |
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| 3. | testament | ||
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The most underrated thrash band of the 80's. Any true metalhead knows how much ass this band demolishes.
Still rocking faces off to this day. Long live Testament. Testament - Practice what you Preach.
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| 4. | Dennis Leary | ||
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A fucking funny-ass comedian. Usually ranting about smoking, drinking and drugs. Always has funny things to say. Has a wife and kids. He says what we all better be thinking. Denis: Lord of the Dance? Who has the balls to call himself the Lord of anything? Last guy called himself Lord on this planet was crucified, Michael, okay? And we know where the hammer and the nails are.
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Denis: Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the fuck? www.what the fuck.com! -Dennis Leary Denis: I have actually come to love Hanson, and I'll tell you why. Because they are gonna crash and burn so hard it's gonna be fucking great! Denis: My foreign policy? Fuck you! My domestic policy, FUCK YOU! Denis: Another thing when I'm president? If you're in the army, the navy, any branch of the armed forces... you can fuck whoever you want! Denis: Don't buy the toys that make the noise! Denis: Behind the counter, another eighteen-year-old kid. Both ears-pierced. Both nostrils-pierced. Both eyebrows fucking pierced! And his tongue is hanging out, you know why his tongue is hanging... cuz he has a six-inch steel stud imbedded in the middle of it! That's just one more thing for your dad to grab a hold of when he's pissed off at you. Denis: We have some fat fucking people in this country, don't we? Denis: I know I'll never have a weight problem, you know why? First morning I wake up and can't see my dick? I STOP EATING! Denis: Oh yeah jerking off is like an aerobic thing for me now man, I'm 40, I do it everyday, I do it everyday. ... |
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| 5. | rockin cool | ||
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A phrase that is so uncool it makes your face hurt "The phrase "rockin cool" is so uncool it makes my faces hurt"
-Strongbad |
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| 6. | Feces of Death | ||
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Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis. Sweat poured from his body as he faced the Feces of Death while rocking on the toilet.
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| 7. | Engineard | ||
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The perpetual 3 day shadow that all male engineers have. Usually accentuates the scraggly, unkempt, and socially frowned upon appearances that engineers like to call their faces. "Why don't girls want to make out with me?"
"Because you're rocking the Engineard 24/7. Doesn't that get itchy?" |
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