Rocket Poop

Poop that comes out like a Jet or rocket, in the literal sense.

by Wallowitz March 20, 2010

rocket poop

when your taking a shit and all off the sudden you fart when shits about to come out and it jet propels it self really fast out of your ass

Phil was taking a shit when all of the sudden a rocket poop put a streak mark in the toilet

by Ben Hoganson February 12, 2004

rocket poop incredably gasious poop shooting out of your butt at high speeds, because of all the build up of gas pressure behind the poop.

Dude, i just had hard core rocket poop.
I had rocket poop and it splashed water all over my cheeks.
Rocket poop is very releiving.

by jimmy jangles November 25, 2006

Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.

Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.

by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009

Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!

by XxXDeathPandaXx November 26, 2010