Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.
"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."
word of the day: August 08, 2005
Parking up close to the venue being visited.
I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.
The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.
Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.
The closest, or most desirable parking spot
Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.
I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
Parking somewhere that does not obey the normal parking conventions. Such as: across 3 parking spaces, on the sidewalk, in the hotel lobby.
"Got another ticket last night for rockstar parking. I'm going to fight it though, there wasn't a single no parking sign around the pool."
parking in the first or second spot nearest to the destination.
parking in the closest spot available to your destination (not including handicapped designated areas).
parking right next to the door or the building.
Check out my rockstar parking spot!
I got a rockstar parking spot!
When you find an amazing parking spot in a crowded lot as if you were a Rockstar and it was saved just for you.
Passenger: Damn, there's crap load of people at Wal-Mart this morning
Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.
Passenger: Lucky bastard.
(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.
Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking
! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."