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1. roentgenizdat
Roentgenizdat is a portmanteau of the words 'roentgen' (as in roentgen rays; x-rays) and the Russian 'izdatel'stvo' meaning publisher. It is a variation of the better-known 'samizdat', or 'self-publication', referring to the underground publication of banned literature in the Soviet Union. As well as literature, much western music (including rock and jazz, etc.) was banned. Despite some records being smuggled through to the legions of jonesing music junkies, demand far exceeded supply. Vinyl was near-impossible to get, so even when records could miraculously cross the border, they could not be reproduced. However, soon enough someone brilliant realised that sound grooves could be inscribed in the acetate of old x-ray plates. Thus, the roentgenizdat, or x-ray press, was born. X-ray records (or 'rock on ribs' as they were often known, due to the bones which were visible when the discs were held up to the light) were of poor quality and seldom lasted for more than a few months, but they still contained the precious forbidden music, and as such were treasured by all who could get their hands on them.
The roentgenizdat was eventually discovered and banned in 1958.
2. cinnamon donkey punch
want to spice up to the common bedroom donkey punch? try this;

- while you're getting your girl from behind and you throw a handful of cinnamon in her eyes, followed by a swift blow to the ribs to make her tighten up. throw some broken glass down on the bed before you get started if you're feelin really dangerous
that trifilin bitch from last nite was havin her period, so i grabbed some mccormick's on the way to the bedroom and gave her the best cinnamon donkey punch of her life.
3. roentgenizdat
Roentgenizdat is a portmanteau of the words 'roentgen' (as in roentgen rays; x-rays) and the Russian 'izdatel'stvo' meaning publisher. It is a variation of the better-known 'samizdat', or 'self-publication', referring to the underground publication of banned literature in the Soviet Union. As well as literature, much western music (including rock and jazz, etc.) was banned. Despite some records being smuggled through to the legions of jonesing music junkies, demand far exceeded supply. Vinyl was near-impossible to get, so even when records could miraculously cross the border, they could not be reproduced. However, soon enough someone brilliant realised that sound grooves could be inscribed in the acetate of old x-ray plates. Thus, the roentgenizdat, or x-ray press, was born. X-ray records (or 'rock on ribs' as they were often known, due to the bones which were visible when the discs were held up to the light) were of poor quality and seldom lasted for more than a few months, but they still contained the precious forbidden music, and as such were treasured by all who could get their hands on them.
The roentgenizdat was eventually discovered and banned in 1958.
4. marilyn manson
One may say that Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson, for those who don't know) is some 'satanic goth' and whatnot. What people don't realize is that he...isn't. Honestly? This man is blamed for odd nuances and criminal acts (Columbine, anyone?) merely because it's easy for the media to point fingers...just because his ways aren't exactly 'politically correct'...or however one may explain it.

Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids (now shortened to 'Marilyn Manson') is a 'shock-rock' band that started in the 80's. So, those who think he's 'metal' or 'emo'..you're wrong..and you fail at life.

Those obscene rumors like the whole 'breast implants' thing..and the 'ribs removed' thing...they aren't true. If you watch any of his interviews, you'd know that he finds these things funny...but they aren't true. The whole 'breast' thing was for a music video...and they weren't real...and come on, the whole 'suck my own dick' thing was a joke.
Mindless Idiot: oh my god, Marilyn Manson is such a freak!

Me: ...do you happen to have any legit reasoning behind that opinion?

Mindless Idiot: I don't even know if it's a guy or a girl..and he has two different color eyes!

Me: First off, if you knew anything..you'd know that Manson is a guy and that 'Marilyn Manson' is not his real name. And there's significance behind those contacts.

Mindless Idiot: He's still a freak! He removed two of his ribs so he could suck his own dick...and he throws live puppies in the audience at his shows and tells people to kill them!

Me: I feel sorry for you...the media is basically brainwashing you.

Mindless Idiot: What?

Me: ...you have no opinion of your own. You lose.
5. ribcockoplasty
The process of having ribs removed and then getting one put in your cock, enabling solo pleasure like never before.
(from a conversation with Prince and the surgeon)
patient: 'surgeon, can i have a ribcockoplasty?'
surgeon: 'i'm not sure thats in the plastic surgery book'
patient: 'i''ve got 200 grand. i'm a rich rock star'
surgeon: 'oh, hold on i seem to have found it...'
patient: 'nice one'
6. ronnie radke
the most adorable, cutest, awkwardest guy in the world.
i ran into him one time at warped tour, and damn did he look fine, in skin tight black jeans, a purple v-neck, and his choppy hair over his face. i asked for his autograph, so he signed my face. then he sneezed and it sounded like he was 3 cuz it was so high-pitched and delicate.
hes in a new band, falling in reverse. they will own the world, if he ever gets out of jail.
yes, he is in jail. sadly, as i type this, he is most likely getting a dick shoved down his throat or being raped by the other jail birds. oh, the price of beatuty.
and he's brilliantly insane, or insanely brilliant. it remains a mystery.

plus, also very very very very very VERRRRRRYYY tickilish in his sides. i saw max (ex-bff/possible gay lover) poke him in the side and he jumped and spazzed and said "i told you not to do that!" too bad, cause he did like 864568596 times after that.
also, known for his huge dark brown eyes, perfectly straight nose, and adorable half smile.
and that you can count all of his ribs cause he's so damn skinny.
1.)
teenie bopper: omGoMgOmg roNnie i$ lykee so hAwT!
hxc kid: fuck off, you don't know the first thing about him.

2.)
girl: ahhhh guys guess what!
friends: what!
girl: yesterday at warped tour, ronnie radke SNEEZED ON ME AHHH IT WAS SO CUTE!
friends: *squeels* LUCKY BITCH!!!!!

3.)
craig mabbitt: don't use the "r" word!
world: STFU YOU FREAKIN POSER.
7. Warp-Tour Hangover
The neck pain, soreness, aching ribs, sunburn, blisters, hearing loss, moshing/crowd surfing injuries, heat related illness' that are experienced the day after spending a few hours/the day at Warp-Tour or tours like it.
Warp-Tour Hangover:

"Dude, Christina got elbowed in the face while crowd surfing and lost her voice screaming for Blood on the Dance Floor, Victoria got such a bad tank top tan that it hurts to lay down, Eduardo swears his ribs are bruised from that pit while We Came as Romans were playing, Ty was right in front of the stage for The Devil Wears Prada and still can't hear out of his right ear, Alyssa can't walk and couldn't buy food because she spent all her money on Black Veil Brides stuff, and Shelby spent all her time between shows bent over a trash can. Damn, I love Warp Tour.
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