| 29. | H.I.M. | ||
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The finnish rock n' roll band that originated Heartagram (popularized by Bam Margera). there deeply melodic and meloncholy vocal(suplied by Ville Valo) are perfectly off set by a hard rock/metal guitar solos(contributed by Lily Lazer/Linde Lindestorm/Daniel Lioneyeits all one guy, he just has 3 names) and hormonized by amazing perrcusion(Gas) beautiful piano/keyboard(Burton) and bad ass bass(Mige). H.I.M. is short for His Infernal Magesty H.I.M. is responsable for the songs;
And Love Said No... Join Me In Death and Poison Girl |
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| 30. | Tom Petty | ||
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The most kick ass rock artist in the history of music. Front man and song writer for the band Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and an awesome live performer. He is responsioble for countless chat-topping albums and really great songs such as: American Girl, Breakdown, Free fallin', Mary Jane's Last Dance ect... Everyone at the concert agreed that Tom Petty is a major rock n' roll star after he and the Heartbreakers played an awesome set
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| 31. | mcfly | ||
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A crappy British boy band, who have a mainly young tween girl fanbase. Only liked for their 'rock n roll' attitude and rat like good looks Girl Mcfly fan: Oh I love Mcfly they're such a good example for young people and have a squeaky clean image
Real Music fan: You obviously haven't heard the 'Obviously' b side, 'Playground bang around' |
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| 32. | Led Zeppelin | ||
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Amazing Blues Rock'n'Roll Band (not heavy metal to all you un-cultured weirdos who think that they are).
Band members: Robert Plant - Vocals, Jimmy Page - Lead Guitar, John Paul Jones - Bass Guitar, Piano/Organ, Mandolin, John Bonham - Drums. Guy: "Hey, *insert attractive girl's name*, you like Led Zeppelin?"
Attractive girl: "Who's he?" Guy: "Led Zeppelin's the name of a band, I've lost all love for music and I'm going to kill myself :) thanks." Attractive Girl: "Oh...you're weird, like, my dad listens to him.." |
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| 33. | Secret Detective | ||
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When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?" Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!
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| 34. | Pamela Des Barres | ||
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Pamela Des Barres (formerly Miller) was born in the right place at the right time. She came into the world as a California native, in the amazing 60's. She loved rock 'n' roll from the moment she saw Elvis Presly. After Elvis, she fell for Paul McCartney. After The Beatles, it was The Rolling Stones. Then a friend of hers introduced her to Captain Beefheart, the first real live "rock star" she ever met. She had fallen for rock stars, and, well wanted to please them. She got what she wanted. She slept with rockstars such as Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, Jimmy Page, Noel Redding, and Mick Jagger, among others.
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She had an all girl band, one of the first all girl rock bands, the GTO's. (GTO stood for many things, on of which is Girls Together Outrageosly) Finally, she settled down with rocker Michael Des Barres. She soon after had a son, Nick Des Barres. I'm With The Band: Confessions of a Groupie was her first tell-all book. She has written 3 other books, Take Another Little Piece of My Heart: A Groupie Grows Up, Rock Bottom: Dark Moments in Music Babylon and Carved in Rock. |
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| 35. | choobalockas | ||
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large lips on an attractive girl that seem very useful for fellatio "look at the choobalockas on her, was she born with kneepads?"
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