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Ah yes! good ole Rochester! home of 10 months of winter the wegmans, worlds greatest garbage plates, the fighting bees, and pappa parkes. The rochester U bees play in the same league as TAU and DU. DUis a national powerhouse and literaly rape the bees every year. However some sutds have came out of R.U. such as pappa parkes. P.Parkes lettered in football, curling, and baseball. He was also known to have deadly accuracy when shooting his BB gun at empty milwaukees best light beer cans. He unoffically lettered in afterhour activities if you know what i mean.
Other famous alums include- Bart Starr, Mike Ditka, Elton John, and Bill Nye
DU sucks! and TAU swallows. rochester rulez!
by dipper jones March 25, 2008
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a great city in upstate new york. the 3rd largest city in new york, rochester has business such as xerox, kodak, and busch and lomb. there are many surrounding suburbs such as irondequoit and greece. rochester lays on lake ontario
Stars that have grown up in rochester include teddy geiger, j-mac, lou gramm, and phillip seamore hofman
by agirlfromroccity July 02, 2006
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asses u all dont know how rochester really is. it relly is a good place to live
asses rochester is the best place in the world
by scottttt September 12, 2006
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Rochester, Michigan. It's the where drugs, sex and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic. Where you shop with celebrities at Somerset on weekends, walk Old Woodward and the streets of RHills. Where you've got sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals and the public schools that hate them all. Where the colors Brown and Gold known as stylish and kilts are a common accessory to the Championship football games due to the Highlander Pride. We live amongst Eminem and the infamous Detroit Pistons on the Billion Dollar Mile. Where there are more country clubs than fast food joints, and porche driving soccer moms pop their collars and no one cares about the West Coast (even though a winter home there is nice).

That's how we do it in Oakland County. The Real O.C.

Q: What is the coolest town in Oakland County, MI?
A: Rochester
by ROCgal December 28, 2005
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The med-city of the US...world, located in south eastern minnesota. Houses mayo clinic. Every day you can find 6-7,000 people that do not live there who are either sick/with their sick relatives/visiting the mayo clinic.
rochester is just full of a bunch of docs! boring!!
by MindyMoo November 14, 2005
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a city in minnesota;
The worst place to be a teenager on earth.
there is absolutely nothing to do here, which is probably why many people are so pregnant, high, or just bored all the time.
I doubt that there is any other place in the world you could be and get 25 text messages a day detailing how every single one of your friends is bored to tears.
the lack of activities prompts us rochester teenagers to try new things, like say; heroin, sex at the library, sex in an elevator at west 10, meth, having sex for 12 hours straight, or sitting in your room looking at porn on the internet while you cry.

some popular places to find teenagers in rochester are: broadway: this is where the people who think that they are cool enjoy walking around with their pants around their ankles and their pregnant 15 year old girlfriend glued to their hip,

the "peace plaza": home to some cool shops, the galleria, semva art gallery, barnes and noble bookstore in an old movie theatre, a cool fountain with a bunch of birds (fun to play in) features live music in the summer on fridays and thursdays, you go here if you're artsy or not, it's a good place to meet with friends, just not in the winter.<in case you can't tell, this is my favorite spot.
Quarry hill: rochester teenagers have been coming up the back way to the quarry with kegs and sleeping bags since...forever! it's also nice for hiking, just be careful for empty cans and broken bottles.
in the summer: Rochesterfest, or the Olmsted County Fair: good places to hang out, be publicly shit faced, and throw up on the ferris wheel. fun, fun, for everyone!

rochester minnesota; also home of the mayo clinic. sometimes famous people come here. nobody cares, really. Often causes rochester to be referred to as med city, hospital city, clinicville. all us teenagers know is: there's lots of public parking, and wheelchairs everywhere.
per.1 "I'm so boooooooooooooored, Rochester sucks.."
per.2 "I know, me tooooooooooooo"
per.1 "wanna fuck?"
per.2 "okay.."
by edfones- March 14, 2009
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A decaying city in Western New York. There are a few main groups of people that inhabit this area: Gangsters, college students, and orange skanks/douchebags, usually from Greece, who work hourly wage jobs but will blow their whole paycheck on bottle service at Scene Ultra Lounge to create the illusion of being a baller. While U of R and RIT students and graduates bring the city average IQ up to a 63, the general population struggles to pass high school reading class. This is proven by the fact that 75% of people who grew up in Rochester are proud to get accepted at MCC, though most just fail out by age 20. These dregs then go full time employment at the tanning salon, gym, or restaurant for their entire lives. If you can overlook the roid rage, sparkly man jewelry, fake louis vuitton bags, and girls who wear tar for eyeliner, you'll actually find some pretty parks, great restaurants and maybe some cool art galleries... that is, if everything's not covered in the lake effect snow dump. Oh. Rochester.
"Let's go down to East and Alexander and find some hot Rochester girls who can't spell their last names. They have low paying jobs, and low self-esteem to match!"

"We have to drive to Rochester, NY for your 17-year-old cousin's baby shower. We better stop and get some Ed Hardy onesies, likes she asked for."

"Rochester is perfectly safe, as long as you live 15 minutes outside the city limits."
by hashtagyoureugly February 13, 2012
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