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Rochester Rain Puddle 

Drinking so much that you pass out in bed with another person and you urinate in the bed, getting the other person all wet. Claimed by Rochester, NY as I have witnessed this on numerous occasions. Also, due to the fact that Rochester gets alot of rain and we need a slogan like Cleveland Steamer!
Becky: "I went over his house to have sex, he was drinking, we fell asleep in his bed, and I woke up the next morning in a Rochester Rain Puddle."
Jordan: "That is gross, what did you do??"
Becky: "I left a Puddle of my own, took a quick shower, noticed a kidump in his toilet, and left for good."

Rochester 

A crappy rat hole of a city, with no jobs but tons if crime, racism, and ghettoness. The only events people go to are the mall, Wegmans, and YMCA. It’s ranked one of the worse cities to live in every year. Nicknames are “Rottenchester” and “ Roachester”. People in Rochester are overweight, rude, and difficult to deal with.
Me: You live in Rochester Ny?

Person: Yeah
Me: That place is a shit hole!
Rochester by Marylandgurl85 March 31, 2020

Rochester Planetarium 

A place where stoner's go in January on Saturday nights to get baked and see a Laser-light show consisting of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, or The Beatles.
Adam, Ryan, and Jun, always go to the Rochester Planetarium every weekend in January to watch the laserlight show while HIGH.

Rochester Effect 

This effect is felt upon spending extended periods of time in the dark, dreary, depressing town of Rochester, NY. It is commonly associated with binge drinking and depression.
My life was going great until I moved to Rochester and felt the full effects of the Rochester Effect.

Rochester, WA

a hick town.
Yo, where do you live.

i reckon i live in them there Rochester, WA
Rochester, WA by gahhh. June 17, 2009

University of Rochester 

Although located in what many would consider the armpit of America, the University of Rochester is an institution of higher learning held in surprisingly high regard both internationally and domestically. Internationally, according to the Times of London, the University of Rochester ranks 73 substantially ahead of many well reputed schools including Dartmouth and admittedly below many of the world's most renowned schools. Domestically, according to US News, the University of Rochester fluctuates in the low 30's and high 20's. Its large endowment and excellent research opportunities make the University of Rochester an excellent stepping stone for future admissions into graduate school. Overall, Rochester is a great place to obtain an education but not such a great place to have a social life.
Its fucking freezing and I'm miserable, thank god I busted my ass in high school to get a 1450 on the SAT and a 4.0 GPA so that I could come to the University of Rochester!
University of Rochester by lasers December 25, 2005