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An artist with his sketches of puppies and lolly pops with the intent to lure females into the abyss of booger polking and poo poo jabbing. This type of individual can be found only in outdated pubs and after hour coffee shops, around the back, eating out of the dumpster. There are certain types that play the guitar too.
My robke is broken, is there a recycling bin? Dude, I need to crap, I'll use the robke.
by Acuna September 07, 2007