Jay Leno: So you are from Kansas.
Actress: Yeah, I...(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I've been to Kansas Hark Hark! WHoA! Har HAR! Sunflowers and flat land.Womp, Womp! NA! HArk!
Jay: So your Mother is here?
Actress: Yes, she is..(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I had a mother! HAR HAR! ZOOM! Wonk!
It's not enough that he has hundreds of millions of dollars, everyone else must suffer.
(about Ronald Regan)"...with a look in his eyes like they're gonna put swinging doors into Congress....'There's no place like the White House, there's place like the White House,' thinks about Star Wars, goes back to his room, puts on a black robe and suddenly, he's Obi-Ron Kenobi!"
Both quotes taken from "Robin Williams: An Evening at the Met" (1986)
"Well, I tell you, it was really disturbing watching this guy go down the tubes. I can tell you that."-Flubber, after finishing his autobiographical tale co-starring Williams.