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committing the robbery 

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date
Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

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Gravy Robbers

A resturant from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show where they try to steal the gravy right off your table.
Cause there ain't no sherrif here at Gravy Robbers!
Gravy Robbers by DeadKenny September 28, 2008

the robber 

from what I have been told; you bust into your own house with a ski mask or a stocking brandishing a knife, gun, club or any blunt object and throw your wife, girfirend or female friends onto bed, floor, or furniture. Rip their clothing off and have sex with them. Never revealing your identity until after the action is finished.
To friend: My wife called the cops after I pulled "the robber" on her.
the robber by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

highway robbery 

when the price for something is sky high, because the manufacturer knows you need it and have no choice but to pay for it. stems from gas stations on highways in the middle of fucking nowhere who charge $10 for a 2 year old microwave burrito because they know the next gas station is 150 miles down the road.
Person 1-"Man, I paid $50 for 3 gallons of gas, a pack of gum, and a soda last night at this gas station in bumfuck Egypt"

Person 2- "Talk about highway robbery!"
highway robbery by One1ove719 January 30, 2010

Robberversiary 

the date that lil b the based god stole yo bitch
2 years ago this day i robbed you, its our robberversiary
Robberversiary by basedgod#2 January 20, 2011

Unarmed Robbery 

A rare feat when a person with no arms robs a bank. Usually commited by that cool guy with no arms on the USA Archery Team.
Robber: Gimme all your money!
Teller: lolomgwtfbbq! You have no arms! How could YOU rob us?
*robber shoots teller (pulls the trigger with his eyelid)*
Robber: Like that.
*robber gets away*

This is an unarmed robbery at it's finest.
Unarmed Robbery by Beerparty October 16, 2012