aka roanoke country club. no prior education necessary, just pearls and loafers.
pastel polos make for a year round easter celebration at roanoke college
by carolinachick January 18, 2005
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basically a college that consists of some of the most vapid and fatuous minds in the country.

the men's soccer team are a bunch of grimy players who love to take advantage of women. and the women's soccer team are easy, no-self respect containing, sluts.
"i go to roanoke college, therefore i do not know what the words vapid and fatuous even mean."

"i play on roanoke college's soccer team. if you sleep with me, and i'll leave you with an STD."
by fableva May 8, 2010
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Roanoke College (Referred to as NOKE by students) is a BEAUTIFUL school located in Salem, Va. Roanoke is home to beautiful girls and hot guys. The parties are amazing and the academics are great too. You need to have a lot of money to go here. Ralph Lauren, Lilly pulitzer, and Vineyard vines are a must on campus. Greek life is big on campus. Going to school at Roanoke is like living at a country club. The food is amazing and there is always something to do. Students party 7 days a week. Roanoke is the place to be...If you have the money and good looks
Roanoke collegeGuy- Theres a huge party tonight
Roanoke college Girl- There are huge parties every night
by GoNoke March 1, 2011
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Roanoke College is a private school located in Salem, Va. Roanoke is home to beautiful men and women. About 80% of students that go to Roanoke come from boarding schools or private schools. Roanoke provides a very well respected and prestigious education to those who attend. Although it may be costly, a degree from roanoke helps you make a lot of money. Roanoke is a beautiful school that is also very big on greek life. Most of the students that attend are involved in a sorority/fraternity. There is always something to do on campus and the rich kids know how to party hard. Roanoke is a great private schools in the country along with Washington & Lee, Elon, Wake Forest, and Hollins.
Roanoke graduate: I graduated from Roanoke College

Employer: you're hired!
by collegeviewer March 22, 2011
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Roanoke is filled with some of the most beautiful girls in the country, amazing parties and adorable guys.
by Noke Gal October 22, 2004
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roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.
"welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?"
by prettyboyo4 June 20, 2006
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Roanoke college is a BEAUTIFUL private school located in Salem, Virginia. Roanoke is an amazing school academically. Roanoke is not for everyone though. If you are not Rich and good looking, don't bother. Attending Roanoke is like living at a 24/7 country club. Room service provided, maids, and also gourmet meals every night. Roanoke is home to amazingly hot girls and good looking men. Roanoke is very preppy and there are always people running around in the latest Ralph Lauren, Lilly, and Vineyard vines.
Salem local(working in a store)- you look good where are you going today?

Roanoke college girl- I attend Roanoke college..I'm going to class

Salem local- Oh so you're spending your 4 years at a country club. Rich fuck
by GoNoke2 March 1, 2011
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