|1.||roam ants movie|
n. chick flick so awful, so totally full of Jennifer Anniston, that you wish a horde of army ants would gnaw off your leg to keep you awake and add some excitement to the evening.
Dude! How was your date last night?
Absolutely dreadful. We viewed, and here I'm totally going to pause for effect, a roam ants movie!
Did you at least get your bleeding stump licked?