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ROFLROCKET 

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )
The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.
ROFLROCKET by ShogaNinja February 19, 2009

road rocket 

receiving a blow job while driving an automobile
I hit a post because Kaitlin was giving me a road rocket
road rocket by s w e d January 4, 2008

redrocket 

1.When a mans penis gets jerked around so much that the head of his dick looks deep red. Thus the name red rocket.

2.Or to insult somone, when the termdick head has been used to many times.
-1.Amanda jerked me off so hard that my penis looked like a redrocket.

-2. Last night jim pulled a redrocket on my ass.
redrocket by Sirsmokesalotofweed August 11, 2006

Road rocket 

A road rocket is when you grind your dick across a running belt sander.
Bro i'm so horny right now, I could do a road rocket on my thing.
Road rocket by CockGrinder69 April 9, 2022

redrocket popper 

To pour poprocks under one's foreskin
At the the carnival port-a-potty I gave myself a redrocket popper

RedRocket Trumpet

When one blows into the anus of the one they are “throatfucking”. Typically a male to male contact.
“Yeah I told him to turn upside down so I could give him the good ol’ redrocket trumpet