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"country" folk wearing John Deere / cammo or Cat Diesel hats drive around, usually at night in pickup trucks drinking beer or "poking smot" If several trucks are used it is called a "convoy" and usually involves mud bogging / ditching and/or smashing and towing dumpters and stealing construction barrels. Or "the dip sign" Best roadin' is done in a diesel pickup, with ball bats to get critters and mailboxes. When you have several buddies in your truck you'll need extra spitters. Stop to piss after 6 beers, and every 2 after that. 1 beer / mile minimum. nextel two way"hey there truck driver, grab dirty guy of BL smoothies, we're roadin'"
"Get the tow chain. Johnny got his diesel stuck out roadin'" "dude last nite I was roadin' and had to sleep at the truck stop" |
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| 2. | dirty roadin | ||
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to go out drinkin on gravel roads I like to go dirty roadin everyday after work.
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| 3. | abbey road | ||
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A somewhat obscure way of describing a group of people crossing a street. This is often used in connection with intoxicated homeless or ethnic minorities. I took me forever to drive down main street because it was bar close and a group of drunks were pulling an abbey road.
Some homeless people were abbey roadin' it in traffic this morning near the park, causing a slowdown. |
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| 4. | four-wheeling | ||
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Driving your truck (usually a 4 wheel drive) off road and through extreme conditions. I just got my lift kit on my CJ-5 and i cant wait to go four-wheeling!
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| 5. | Tool | ||
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a guy who works out instantly gets a sweet tan, frosted tips in his hair, does anything mtv says is cool rooms with you after high school because you got into the same school and have been best friends for 10 years and completely changes himself into a mindless asshole who says brah after every sentence and ditches you every night for his new sweet friends and then one night you confront him about how hes turned into a complete piece of shit copy of every moron at a free rockstar energy drink giveaway and storms out and dissapears for three days only to come back looking suspiciously guilty and smelling of your girlfriend of 3 years perfume and completely ruins your life i thought we were friend chris or should i call you by your new nick name topher cause your so cool now with you seashell necklaces and tapout shirts. oh you shop at pac sun too? you and everyone else!
tool. |
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| 6. | Poonin | ||
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Poonin is very wet, sloppy, down right wicked crazy four wheelin. The best place (some claim the only place) to do or experience poonin is in a little paradise widely known as BT. BT is located in western PA, just east of Pittsburgh. The proper way to engage in poonin is get mildly intoxicated, grab your best girl, your truck and hit the trails. You MUST not hold anything back, this part is extremely important to get full effect. You can go poonin any day of the week, any hour of the day, and even on holidays! *not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system Round up the crew...we're hittin up the Hotel and goin Poonin!!!
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