The road to treasure is trail of hair that runs from a guy's belly button down to his dink.
Girl: What do you want me to do?

Guy: Follow the road to treasure! Agush!
by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009
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"Man this nice-lookin' chandelier is some prime fuckin' road treasure!"

-- Long John Silver
by Johnny Fakename June 23, 2008
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