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It is a "pick up" in a bar or elsewhere that the person has no intention of having a relationship with or seeing again. I went out last night and hooked up with a chick and left her as road kill.
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Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals. I turned a cow into road kill once.
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When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment. I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.
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A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)
Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it?? Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first" Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet" |
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angy a rotting peice of flesh that gets picked at by birds and other small animals
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n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill? life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok? someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy? “Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”
“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’ ‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’ ‘You ready to step into the jungle?’ ‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “ |
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This term is used when a girl with a mass of ginger pubic hair decides its a good idea to have sex whilst on period...and uses pads... A fox lying dead on the side of the road, road kill.
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