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Nickname given to former clientele of a now-defunct bullshit jazz bar in Kitsilano famous for the aromas of stale urinal cakes and late-middle age desparation. Rotards are recognized by their inablity to converse on subjects not related to themselves or to their now rat-infested opium den of a restaurant. They are also infamous for occupying other local watering holes and filling them with characters ranging from self-obsessed gambling addicts to sadistic ex-high school football coaches. The only defence against Ro-tards is to form a defensive circle and stare unblinkingly at any program on the television above one's head. Man: Hey woody, what's up.
Woody the Ro-tard: Me memememememememememememememememeRossinis!(hummed to the tune from Moulin Rouge) |
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| 2. | Ro-Ro | ||
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Somebody who acts like a dumbass or a retard on purpose or just plain stupid. Has nothing to do with people with developmental disabilities, but this term has used in a condescending way against the mentally challenged. Dammit Matt!! quit being such a Ro-Ro
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| 3. | Moronotard | ||
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Taken from the word Moron with an extra 'o' at the end, followed and conjoined by the suffix of '-tard' from the word Retard. The act of being a Moron AND a Retard. Created by P-Ro and Chewie in Sierra Vista, Az Chewie to his wife: "The word was 'HOTEL' you dumb broad!"
P-Ro to Chewie: Bro, you're such a Moronotard |
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