RJIPS 

Random jizz in pants syndrome.

Charlie was going to go to amandas house to meet her parents. Instead he faked sick because of his RJIPS that he devolped the previous day.

RJIPS by (:..... November 16, 2010

life rips 

An expression coined by comedian Chris D’Elia used to remind the world (and specifically his cult of “babies”) that no matter what difficulty you’re facing, everything will be okay.

I just spilled coffee all over my pants, but all good cuz life rips.

life rips by Deebinz March 11, 2020

ripspect 

a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something that has recently passed away.

"the manager at logman's woodworking emporium paid ripspect to the rusty 32 inch Crosscut Saw as he tossed it into the recycling bin"

ripspect by sunny's watching May 20, 2016

bong rips 

A noun that refers to the action of smoking from a bong. So named for the sound that air makes when it bubbles through the bong water.

Dude, don't take bong rips while I'm on the phone with my parents; they might hear you.

bong rips by Scarab November 22, 2002

Ripstarter 

It involves you, some anal beads and a beautiful Indonesian woman. Fucking tops.

I went to Indonesia and got a ripstarter, loved it.

Ripstarter by Mike Nolan (Nolesy) May 9, 2014

the rips 

When a dog runs laps around your yard or house, typically at full speed, for no apparent reason. Highly entertaining to watch.

Buster and I were playing fetch, and then all of a sudden he got the rips! It was hilarious!

the rips by C. Smith January 3, 2008

Ripstart

To have a string of anal beads in ones anus while getting a handjob. Then, right before climax, the beads are pulled from the anus much like the motion of starting a lawn mower. The ensuing orgasm is said to be like seeing the face of God.

Me and the boys are going to Indonesia to get a ripstart. Those Indonesians sure know how to push the buttons.

Ripstart by the not gay boy October 1, 2018