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Chip Chop Riverwalk

Using the thumb to rub the clitoris while using a finger to stimulate the g-spot or the u-spot
Yo, I was giving my girl the chip Chip Chop Riverwalk last night and she squirted all over my bed.

I took home this fine sweet honey from the club a few weeks ago, gave her the Chip Chop Riverwalk, and she's been calling me everyday for some more.
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Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy 

Better known as RKA 141, Ratchet Kid Academy, or Retarded Kid Academy by some. Consists of countless treeshes, fuckboys, thots, more treeshes, staircases for weed smoking and dick sucking, juul rooms (what even is a bathroom sksjsj). Everyone wants to be hood and act like they’re about it when they literally live in Pussy ass Riverdale. The auditorium hasn’t been renovated in years, and everyone knows where the money to fix it really goes 👀👀.
“Why does that group of kids over there act like they wanna be hardcore or some shit?”
“They’re from Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy.”
“Oh, you mean RKA! Lol”

Riverdale 

A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg and *cough* likes to get it on with young guys. Whats up with that?
(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale

(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?
Riverdale by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 31, 2017

Riverdale Middle School 

A school in a very small town in Illinois. The students there are gay cock-sucking bitches. Riverdale can suck my ass dry because it is very gay
Guy one: Ew that girl is super ugly wtf????
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised

Riverdale 

The town that Archie and the gang gang live in.
"OMG THE SERPENTS ARE GOING TO RIVERDALE HIGH"
Riverdale by Smdyascaryassbitch January 1, 2018

Riverdale 

A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg. Was up with that.
(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale
(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?
Riverdale by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 30, 2017

Riverworker

A Riverworker is defined as: "One who works in, at, near or with anything pretaining to, or knowing of a river or any body of water know as a river. Riverworker's skills and tasks vary by location, age, and favorite types of music or cliental." This means that the jobs a Riverworker may be asked to undertake may be those that require gloves and boots, those requiring a keen intelect, and whitty banjo tune, to jobs requiring soft hands and smooth hair.
The tools that a Riverworker is required to be familiar with include: Hammer (with or without "shockblock"), Pick-ax, Ice-Pick,Can opener, Emeryboard, Mirror, Dredge machine, eye-lash curler, boxing gloves, riding-crop, Stop-watch, abbacus, Draw knife, Snowshoes, jack-hammer, and occasionally a forklift.
Riverworker is a term that is still quite taboo, and has been since the first River worker Kelsie Harnir made her work known in the late 1930's. Many people that hear the term used are confused of its origin, and therefore its true meaning, but im sure that this definition will help spread some light on this time-honered, and much needed line of work. March on Riverworkers, March on, hold your hammers high, and may your stockings never run.
"Fishnet Stockings, a lantern in one hand and a Wood-File in the other, the Riverworker's job is a toilsome one"