River Rat, As in a person who rushes one for a joint/blunt/bong etc. then holds it longer than one should in a rotation
that river rat geoff was grabin at that blunt then wouldn't pass it.
by jpfresh February 26, 2009
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Defined by Cheravians as, a derogatory term for anyone who hails from across the Great Pee Dee River. ex. Wallace, or Bennettsville, S.C.
Look look!! It's a pack of River Rats
by TorcherSapyro May 14, 2005
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A person who plays poker knowing that its all aobut chance and by getting the cards they need to own the noobs who take it seriosuly
"I got the Ace on the river!"

"You river rat!"

"Just owned you noob!"
by 375ml October 9, 2008
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An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.
by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016
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White trash that reside in Porterdale, Georgia.
Have you heard that Stacy’s a meth head? Yeah, you can’t expect much from a Porterdalian River Rat.
by ugongetacoke October 17, 2019
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lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east Toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on myspace or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or horny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.
Did you see that eastside river rat tryin to hook-up with Timmy last night at Frankies?
by Ih8losers June 3, 2010
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Any women between the ages 45-65 with bleach blonde hair, super low cut shirt and knows shes the hottest girl in that particular dive bar.
Dude why that Tonawanda River Rat danceing like a retarded stipper.
by gorcheck July 31, 2011
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