to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.
Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.
Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens
2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.
1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."
Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter
to describe an anal opening.
i did your mum up the ritter last night...
that mop bucket smells like a ritter!
Stupid assholes who sit around Subway parking lot drinking beer and showing off their big trucks.
HER: The ritters have their own way of looking cool.
HIM: Oh yeah? What would that be?
HER: Sitting in Subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small penises.
HIM: Fucking ritters.
Polite way of saying "ugly"
Man, you looked so ritter today.