HIM: Oh yeah? What would that be?
HER: Sitting in Subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small penises.
HIM: Fucking ritters.
That shriveled ball sack liar will be gone for a minute!
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.
Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!