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A loveable, yet gangly office creature who stopped maturing after university. This has led to a life of intramural sports, socks with sandals, and a propensity for much younger females, and useless trivia. Quick witted, and dangerous when cornered. He was so friendly until I cornered him, then he became such a Riston. Yikes!
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When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat. Damn! I just ristoned.
Hey, wanna go to a restaurant? Can't, I just ristoned. What the heck is that?? Sorry, I ristoned. Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon. Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston. |
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loves small furry mammals... loves having his shining face superimposed on animals and/or babies pictures. My name is Riston and I LOOOOOOVE nothing more than Wesley Crusher's tight gluts! "Wonnnnna' Wertherz little girl?"
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upto and including the wrist. He put even his riston.
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a bitter man who watches parkinglots for a living. "hey stop watching those students park! Jeez you're suuuch a riston!"
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