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Risperdal Tits 

n. large, vestigial breasts that develop after taking moderate to large doses of Risperdal or any other atypical antipsychotic (Zyprexa, Seroquel, Clozaril...) These breasts are formed by an increase in prolactin production by the mammaries and thus result in the breast enlargement regardless of diet, original bust size, and gender.
Mike: Dude, what's up with your boobs... I mean, dude, you've got boobs!

Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.
Risperdal Tits by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005
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Ripperology 

Ripperology is defined as being the study of the infamous serial killer Jack the Ripper. Though the term has not made its way into the mainstream, those who study the case, or are simply enthusiasts are referred to as 'Ripperologists'.
This does not simply refer to finding out who the killer was, but who all of the victims were, along with various "evidence" such as the highly debated credibility of the Ripper letters.
"The study of the Jack the Ripper is called 'ripperology'."
"Who is Jack the Ripper, and why do I keep hearing his name? Why not ask a ripperologist?"
Ripperology by Merisa January 29, 2006

risperous 

a word used to wish some one called risper, a happy and fun time
hey risper have a risperous time.
risperous by the real baby boy September 18, 2018

Risperidone 

A drug which does stuff to your brain no doctor wants to talk about. It probably causes irreversible structural changes. In addition it makes you tired and unsafe in a car. It makes it hurt to jerk off and makes alot of skinny people fat. It makes you want to just sit around and be tired and fat. If you have a doctor making you take it move to another city and don't give your adress out. They were giving this stuff to me when I was twelve and I gave some to the dog. The dog was a zombie and couldn't even walk across a room. They said I poisoned it which would make it bad for any life form ostensibly.
I used to enjoy going out, now I just sit inside sleeping and eating pizza because I'm on risperidone.

Risperdal God Complex 

The feeling of ultimate power which accompanies the growth of vestigial breast in a man who has taken large doses of the anti-psychotic drug Risperdal
Hey James, can you dial it down a bit?

"I physically am incapable of 'dialing it down' my Risperdal God Complex prohibits it"

Risperdal 

A horrible pill I took for anxiety when I was a young teenager. I was very skinny and very thin before I took this pill, I was a size 2 and very thin for my frame. Everyone always said I was too thin. A couple months after taking Risperdal I had gained 35 pounds. Horrible. This pill ruined my hot body for my teen years. If you are taking this pill you will experience rapid weight gain no matter what you do. I was lucky I was so skinny before taking it. It ruined my body for years. Years later I still have to do hours of treadmill every day, tons of exercising and dieting because it messed up my metabolism. Multiple hours of treadmill each day and skipping meals is what it took to lose the Risperdal weight. I was lied to by my doctor about the weight gain side effect because I was so skinny and so thin my doctor thought I didn't need to know. My doctor blatantly lied about the side effects. It took years to lose that weight and years later I have to continue the extreme exercise and dieting because of this. Risperdal ruined my teen years.
I went from being extremely thin and very skinny to gaining 35 pounds on Risperdal. I had to do lots of exercising and dieting to lose the weight years later.
Risperdal by TeenDrama October 30, 2008

Risperdal 

A very well working highly potent medication with lots of risks and bad side affects. Personally, this medication has caused me panic disorder, and I have forgotten what it’s like to not be super scared and lightheaded.
“Risperdal is not a good medication.”
Risperdal by Worlds_best_moaner August 3, 2019