It is one of the best towns around here.
The people, ranging from newborn too touching 100's are all pleasant and friendly.
you wouldnt be disapointed.
There are many places avalible to take a stroll and relax.
There are also places to stop over.
There are many forms of beauty treatments, with hairdressers, tanning salons and nail parlours everywere.
goin down in history.
In between getting each other pregnant as fast as possible, the main hobbies of these unwashed scum trolls include waiting for the dole, spending the dole, claiming benefits, smoking weed, smoking their mates' weed, smoking their mates' sister's weed, shagging their mate's sister, shagging their own sister and then queuing up for more benefits.
Washing only takes place when the smell becomes so bad that all five family Rottweillers start retching up but soap dodging is a sure fire way of getting laid in Rishton. This is helped if your teeth look like they've been coloured in with a black felt tip and your breath smells like you've recently swallowed Dot Cotton's ashtray.
Tracksuits are still de rigeur in Rishton, preferably if they haven't been washed since 1987 and the crowning glory is a baseball cap that hasn't been washed at all. Women must show a couple of inches of grubby thong pulled above the waistline and men must have one hand right down the front of their pants AT ALL TIMES.