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Ripping Ass 

To take a shit or fart of God-like magnitude in a very unpleasant sounding, looking and smelling way. Typical examples can be found in public bathrooms, or after taco night.
Dude, the in the stall next to me was ripping ass, I swear he cracked the toilet.
Ripping Ass by Briskly May 12, 2019

Dick Ripping 

Dick Ripping - sarcastic way to express severe frustration.
Dick Ripping example - Your stupidity makes me so angry I ripped my dick off.

Ripping a van winkle 

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.
I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

ripping heaters 

A term commonly used for smoking cigarettes. Smoking lots of cigarettes.
I feel like I smoked a packs of cigarettes last night.
Yeah, you guys were ripping heaters.
ripping heaters by pimpinpix August 2, 2011

Ripping shitties 

The act of performing a doughnut.
"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."
Ripping shitties by Shit ripper November 13, 2011

crying throwing up ripping my hair out 

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.
Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex