Richardson: Is that your seventeenth bucket?

Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED!
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Dude, I totally ripened that chick last night. She was so tight.
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The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.
Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.
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What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.
Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.
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When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck
You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.
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Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach
I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach.
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Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure
My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.
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