| 8. | Wiggles | ||
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Def - 1 - The whippin boy at school. Theres always one of em in each group at school...No matter how much he gets beat up or tortured, the lil sucker always goes back for more, hopin that one day, there'll be a new whippin boy introduced. There never will be. Whippin boys dont change, once a whippin boy, always a whippin boy.
Def - 2 - The kid who always tries to make the jokes, that, if anybody else had made, would of been funny, but cos he got there first, its not funny...This causes people to rip the piss out of him and push him out of the group...even more than he already was...fucking wiggles... Ex-1-Cool Kid - Hey look its wiggles, sup wiggles?
Wiggles - Not Mu- Cool Kid - *Punches Wiggles + Breaks His Glasses* Wiggles - HEEEEEY !!! You Big Meanie McNasty !!! Cool Kid - Shh... Ex-2-Wiggles - So, the bishop says, that wasnt my crucfix. Cool Kid - ... Wiggles - ...? Cool Kid - Fagget...Go home and sodomize yourself with a cucumber sandwich... Cool Kid #2 - *Punches Wiggles* Cool Kid - *Breaks His Glasses* Froggy - Gg... |
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| 9. | teenager | ||
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Someone aged 13 - 19 and with specific ethics.
* Wimps and pussies are the lowest forms of teenagers * A teenager is either all right or a dick. The dicks are picked on and are prone to scorn. * A teenager is also good/cool or a prick. Again, all those who are not labelled ‘good’ are scorned. * Teenagers value physical prowess to a great degree. Only the tough and hard rule teenage society. The hard people have a right to beat up the pussies and wimps. * Any person acting in a manner that is considered outside of their label is severely bullied. For example, a dick cannot hang around with the all right people. It’s just not the done thing. * If one teen beats up another, the beaten teen is subservient to the teen that won the fight. Look up to that teenager, he's hard.
That teenager's a dick!! Rip the piss out of him!! |
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| 10. | Rip Torn | ||
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(v) the act of blowing all future chances of receiving job you want because you accidently rip your pants on the way to a job interview;
(n)a persons name after said act of tearing pants wide open, to the point where boxers are visable. (Question) Hey, isn't that Rip Torn? I heard he pissed his pants at a job interview because he was so nervous.
(Answer) No he didn't piss his pants. He ripped them wide open and people were looking right at his italian sausage. |
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| 11. | Bong Rip | ||
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An extremely knowledgeable Marijuana activist who is determined to peacefully legalize its highly beneficial use and not make it a crime to heal from the most beneficial crop on Earth. Morally Bankrupt Government: "I wish I could be man enough to legalize Marijuana, but I just want to piss off overly responsible citizens like Bong Rip just to spice America up, whatever that means."
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| 12. | metal head | ||
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where to start with a metal head
They think that "metal" is the only form of music. Some (not all) are complete wankers who will rip the shit out of any other forms of music like pop-rock/emo dismissing it for shit, or "not proper music", which of course is bullshit. Try to ruin rock festivals like Download by asking for all metal bands, angrily throwing bottles of piss and hurling abuse at "other forms of rock" acts, E.g anything pop-rock. Which competely screws up perfectly good festivals. But that is not all metal heads, as I say its only some. A metal head :They have long greasy black hair, like to mosh, and own wardobes full of Slayer t-shirts. (forum post)by a metal head
m4t3l h34d: For Download 2008 Slayer Lamb of God Machine Head Not For Download 2008 Fall out Boy (wankers) My Chemcial Romance (pricks) Bring Me The Horizon (complete twats) |
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| 13. | sister complex | ||
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The belief that an older brother is the only one who can rip or make fun of his younger sister. Guy 1 "Yo, dude, you know I'm the only one allowed to take the piss out of my sister!"
Guy 2 "You and your sister complex.." |
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| 14. | rip-roaring drunk | ||
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so drunk you projectile vomit geysers of pure blood off the front porch every 30 or 40 minutes. i'm getting rip-roaring drunk tonight!
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