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1.
1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.
by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007
 
2.
1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison
I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.

by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007