|1.||Reverse Smoke Ring|
Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.
Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".
When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.
Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"
"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"
"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."
|3.||Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant|
A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.
In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.
Nickname given to LeBron James, small forward for the Miami Heat, paying homage to his two most memorable feats: (1) when he shit on the entire city of Cleveland by announcing on LIVE TV that he was leaving them for Miami, (2) when he choked harder than anyone has ever choked before, during the 2011 NBA Finals.
Chris: "Did you know that the Steamer STILL hasn't asked the mother of his children to marry him?"
Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."
After catching a whiff of your partner's dutty brown ring, you proceed to vomit over their titties. This can be a sexual act or an act of disgust at the putrid stench of their sphincter.
After Barbara had finished on the pan i gave her a right good cleveland broth.
A homosexual person with a left ear ring who many believed was ment to be on the right ear. Also a person who has a slight lisp, is fat, short hair, horrible acne, and is a tomato. Not only is a J Bell fat twat, their mother is also. The doctors not only had to do a c section, they had to knock the mother out so she would stop yelling "i don't want a gay son just shoot him". A J Bell only sees female genitalia when they are born. After that when they are home alone cause they don't have any friends they start messin with their chode and decide to look at some 80 year old men give each other cleveland steamers, the computer shuts off because not only does it not want to look at a J Bell, it is in denial that it couldn't have been put to more use. A J Bell is also so fat that when a tennis ball is hurrled in his general direction, his gayness repels it into the street or surrounding area, because the tennis ball doesn't want to get J Bell Coodies. See J Bellititis for a list of symptoms for this disorder.
"Stop being such a J Bell"
"I J Bell'd your dad last night"
"If i were emo, i would be a J Bell"
"That dookie i took looks like a J Bell"
"He is so fat he could be a J Bell"
1. A group of 8 to 12 people engaged in a rampant Hot Karl orgy.
2. Vigorously Hot Karling on a gaggle of geese for fun and/or profit.
3. Any mix of people and geese Hot Karling the hell out of each other.
4. When the Poopchute Express pulls into the Saran Wrap Station for 8 to 12 lucky hussies.
"Hey guys, who else is going to the Hot Gaggle-athon tonight? I'm ready to get shitfaced--Literally!"
"Those fucking gooses were getting on the road again, so I stopped my car, got out, and had a steamy Hot Gaggle all over them."
"WANTED: People to assist in a Hot Gaggle. Geese and bran muffins will be provided. Participants must submit to a preliminary O-ring inspection before being allowed to shit on the faces of others."
"You mean Katie's been going to the weekly Hot Gaggles in Civic Park? What a hussy!"