Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.

Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.

Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.

Nickname given to LeBron James, small forward for the Miami Heat, paying homage to his two most memorable feats: (1) when he shit on the entire city of Cleveland by announcing on LIVE TV that he was leaving them for Miami, (2) when he choked harder than anyone has ever choked before, during the 2011 NBA Finals.

After catching a whiff of your partner's dutty brown ring, you proceed to vomit over their titties. This can be a sexual act or an act of disgust at the putrid stench of their sphincter.

A homosexual person with a left ear ring who many believed was ment to be on the right ear. Also a person who has a slight lisp, is fat, short hair, horrible acne, and is a tomato. Not only is a J Bell fat twat, their mother is also. The doctors not only had to do a c section, they had to knock the mother out so she would stop yelling "i don't want a gay son just shoot him". A J Bell only sees female genitalia when they are born. After that when they are home alone cause they don't have any friends they start messin with their chode and decide to look at some 80 year old men give each other cleveland steamers, the computer shuts off because not only does it not want to look at a J Bell, it is in denial that it couldn't have been put to more use. A J Bell is also so fat that when a tennis ball is hurrled in his general direction, his gayness repels it into the street or surrounding area, because the tennis ball doesn't want to get J Bell Coodies. See J Bellititis for a list of symptoms for this disorder.

1. A group of 8 to 12 people engaged in a rampant Hot Karl orgy.

2. Vigorously Hot Karling on a gaggle of geese for fun and/or profit.

3. Any mix of people and geese Hot Karling the hell out of each other.

4. When the Poopchute Express pulls into the Saran Wrap Station for 8 to 12 lucky hussies.