the anus of a young freckled ginger boy or ginger girl who doesnt seem to mind the clutter. and by clutter i mean a big chunk of red butthole hairs. as big as a thing of lettuce yet as red as raw hamburger meat.
Bro did you see paul dress out in the locker room? Ya his ring of fire
was showing and it wasnt pretty to be honest it looked like either your uncle calvani got hot sauce on his mustache or he made a smoothie made out of clifford the big red dogs fur and the sauce that drips from your bootyhole while doing madlibs. Ya I wish he would wear underwear because to me it looks like a red husky went down a slip n slide.
A medical condition occurring around the anus after eating at the International Curry House or similar establishment.
I can't wipe. Not with this roll of razor-paper! Bring me some snow.
1) An incredibly good song by Johnny Cash.
2) An incredibly painful feeling in the anus, usually after harsh diarrhea.
1) Man, that song Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash totally rocks!
2) Oh man, I can't come to your house tonight, I have the ring of fire.
A get drunk quick game. Based on rules and consciounces of drawing a card
First you need a deck of cards. Once you have them you spread them in to a circle Around a decent size glass with everyone sitting around them.
Card values(may very depending on how other people play it):
Ace- Is waterfall (All players begin to drink at the same time. It goes clockwise around the circle where the player next to the card-chooser cannot stop until the chooser does, and the 3rd player cannot stop until the 2nd one does, and so it goes around the circle until everyone is done.)
2- is for you (card holder must pick someone to take a drink.
3- is for me (card holder must drink)
4- is for thumb (last person to put there thumb on the table has to drink)
5- Is for guys (All the guys at the table have to take a drink)
6- is for chicks ( all the girls at the table have to take a drink)
7- is raise your hands to heaven. (last person to raise there hand has to drink)
8- is for mate (The person who picks the card gets to choose someone to drink with them)
9- Rhyme (The player must pick a word/phrase, and, going clockwise around the circle, all players must think of a rhyme with the word/phrase. The player to mess up the rhyme drinks. The starting word must not be rhymeless)
10- is for catagories (The person who picks up the card calls out a category such as "car makes" or "Family Guy characters" and then starts with the first example of something from that cat...
Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.
"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
A song by Johnny Cash about the transformative power of love.
Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.
The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain
"man, last nights vindaloo set my ring on fire" "i have a ring of fire due to my excesive vindaloo consumption"
the burning sensation around your anus
when you take a shit
after eating a lot of chilli peppers.
dude1- you want some chilli?
dude2- nah; i'm cuttin' down, last time i got a ring of fire that burned for several hours.
dude1- what can i say- it burns you twice!