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2. ring monkey
man, or men that like to hang out in another mans botty area. Chutney ferrit, Ass bandit, up hill gardener, Knob Jocky etc. "All round we think he's a big gay Ring Monkey!"
Chutney ferrit, Ass bandit, up hill gardener, Knob Jocky etc. "All round we think he's a big gay Ring Monkey!"
by Kmcca5 Mar 15, 2004 add a video
1. ring monkey
A member of the primate family whose sole purpose is to clean the anal cavity of others in the troop.

From time to time, these "ring monkeys" are captured from the wild and enslaved to clean the assholes of the wealthy.
my asshole is cleaner then a mother fucker thanks to george the ring monkey!
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