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1. hosed
1. (transitive verb)to spray, soak, wash, or rinse something or somebody with water from a hose.

1.(slang/transitive verb) To deceive or trick somebody.
(slang/transitive verb) To make a computer system nonfunctional or greatly degrade the performance of a system

3.(Acronym) H.O.S.E.D. -> Hardware Or Software Error Detected
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Etymological thing (0_O):
Old English hosa “leg covering, husk” (hence “flexible tube”). Ultimately from an Indo-European word meaning “to cover,” which is also the ancestor of English hut, scum, and sky.
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I'm too lazy.. lol.. and spleepy(rightnow).. to write an example..

Steven hosed my computer..
by Som_Guy Jan 26, 2005 add a video
2. nfs
NFS stands for Need for Sleep
Hey, I'll catch ya later, rightnow, I'm feeling the "NFS".
3. rinow
"Right now" fused into one word.
"I'm thirsty, get me a drink rinow."
4. Scumo
Often used as an abbreviation for scumbag. Generally an extremely dislikeable and untrustworthy individual.
He stole her wheelchair. What a scumo.
5. rule 173
"the truth is, everyone is fucked up."

pertaining not exclusively to being intoxicated, but tired, unhappy, depressed, in-a-rut, anxious, a-regularly-nervous-person, a psychotic, etc....
drunk friend: "dooooode, imz so fucked up rightnow! what am i going to doooooo!!!??"

sober friend: "don't worry about it man, everybody's fucked up! rule 173."

or

A: "god dam it i'm sooo fucked! i didn't finish the English paper man!"

B: "it's alright, we're all fucked anyway!"
6. to-now
meaning now and tonight in other words

I would like to sleep with you to-now.
7. Husby
Not quite married yet, but definitely husband material
My Husby is so sweet, he sent me me some flowers today because he was thinking of me
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