"Damian is so
hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"
"GOD
FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD
FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"
"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"