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Righteous Chops 

Insane guitar playing. Usually used to describe someones guitar playing during a super fast and awesome sounding solo.

The two words do not have to necessarily be put together into a sentence. Look at examples.
Jimi Hendrix's righteous chops will turn you brain into mush.

From the sponge bob movie:

My precious helmets!

-- His chops are too righteous.--

The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.

Righteous Dude 

A righteous dude is an awesome guy who is very fun to be around, and usually associated with surfers. Everyone loves a righteous dude. He's an all-around outgoing guy.
"Woah, bro. Did you see Joe ride that wave?"
"Yeah, man. He's such a righteous dude, even surfing."

Righteous Moss 

A happenin' 'do. Usually refers to an afro, jewfro, bouffant, or other hairstyle that involves curly hair.
Righteous Moss by Eurkos May 22, 2011

righteous bucks 

Dane-"I made like 50 dollars today"
Spicoli-"Righteous bucks."
righteous bucks by krodoggy23 February 11, 2009

Righteous brother Michael 

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his righteousness to the priests and laity, basically a troublemaker who tells priests what they should do.
Righteous brother Michael: Pater you should do this, Pater you should do that, Pater you can't say this, Pater you can't say that. Oi Pater you have to do everything I tell you!

Priest: Enough of your righteousness Michael, just go away but don't smash the mugs on your way out.

Rigatoni 

An Italian guy named Anthony that can rig the shit out of anything he touches.
Anthony couldn’t fix it the right way so he made it his favorite Italian dish and rigatoni the shit out of it.
Rigatoni by Snipplehead May 27, 2018