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Rick Riordan 

The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato
Rick Riordan you cheeky troller
Rick Riordan by Greekgeek001 April 11, 2019

Rick Riordan 

A master troll who always has sassy replies(most of the time). He tortures fans with his heart stabbing feels and cliffhangers.
Rick Riordan threw Percabeth in tartarus.
Enough said...
Rick Riordan by Lame gurl November 12, 2013

Rick Riordan 

Evil troll, throw ships into pits, enjoys killing people and making people cry.
Me: I'm gonna kill Rick Riordan
Friend: Why?
Me: Eathan is dead, Luke is dead, Becandorf is dead, Selena is dead, Percabeth is in Tartarus, Bianca is dead, Zoe is dead, Octavian is alive
Friend: Octavian is alive, isn't that a good thing?
Me: *sobs* No! He is evil!!! no one likes him!!!
Rick Riordan by fangirl47 May 15, 2016

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy 

Better known as RKA 141, Ratchet Kid Academy, or Retarded Kid Academy by some. Consists of countless treeshes, fuckboys, thots, more treeshes, staircases for weed smoking and dick sucking, juul rooms (what even is a bathroom sksjsj). Everyone wants to be hood and act like they’re about it when they literally live in Pussy ass Riverdale. The auditorium hasn’t been renovated in years, and everyone knows where the money to fix it really goes 👀👀.
“Why does that group of kids over there act like they wanna be hardcore or some shit?”
“They’re from Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy.”
“Oh, you mean RKA! Lol”

Rick Riordan 

An author who has written many children's and young adult books. He is super awesome and is most well-known for his mythological stories such as; The Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and The Heroes of Olympus. Rick currently writes books and trolls everyone who re those books.
"Oh my Gods! Did you read the ending of "The Mark of Athena"?"
"Yes! The ending was crazy!"
"Rick Riordan is such a troller."
Rick Riordan by Turtle Friend June 12, 2013

Charles Riordon 

An ice hockey player from Edmonton, Alberta that is 75% fat ass and 25% retard. He plays in the Western States Hockey League and is most well known for sucking the referee’s dick in between periods. Jizz consumption is the biggest part of his diet, and considering his monstrous size and weight, he must consume a whole lot of it.
Charles Riordon‘s jizz filled ass is almost as big as his ego.”