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mensturation, a woman's period, most specifically small African girls with no other means of sanitary pads.
(There's a commercial, about poor African girls who can't go to school because they have their period.)
Me: Can't they just, I don't know....grab some wool or grass or something and shove it in there? I mean, what did any woman do in, like, olden times?
Boyfriend: Better yet...she could just ride a sheep for a few days.
Me: That's fantastic. Riding the sheep!!