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1. riding neons
A phrase that makes one's homosexuality blatenly obvious.
"Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."

2. riding neons
A person with no actual knowledge of cars. Synonym: douchebag
Hey Erik look at that douchebag riding neons!
3. riding neons
December 13, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
To be riding in a car equipped with neon lights on the rims or undercarriage of the car.
Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip.
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