| 57. | corsica in the pool | ||
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the term "Corsica in the pool" is a rephrasing of lyrics originally found in a cali Hip-Hop jam by E40 (or E-40) in which the lead vocals urge listeners to "ghost ride the whip" OR "ghost ride da whip" the whole thing sounds catchy enough to double as the chorus actually. in any case, the original phrasing found in this song was actually eclipsed by the trend it helped popularize (ghost riding da whip). this is of course the act of driving one's car (preferably an escalade) slowly on a strait-away, then jumping out of the vehicle and dancing along-side (or on the hood) to ones favorite song with added browny points for playing E40. accordingly, "Corsica in the Pool" can be most accurately compared to a weird al yankovic song because of it's qualities as a parody. In the "corsica" version, the song promotes the act of placing a chevy corsica in one's back yard pool as a demonstration of one's "balla" status. And as a further step towards said goal, gold rims and other common "gangsta" car accessories might be fitted to the car as a further demonstration of status.
this is an up-and-coming fad that is sure to be seen on MTV cribs within a matter of months. "x4 corsica in the pool
x8 now...swim x4 put those spinner rims on x2 now...gas, brake, dip, dip " |
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| 58. | casterbanded | ||
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When riding in a car that only seats three in the back,
and you have 5 or more you are casterbanded. person one: Doode where are youu?
person two: Ugh, im casterbanded in the back of his car. |
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| 59. | Rivercidal | ||
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RIVER*CIDAL ('rivr.sy.dl)
adjective 1. Drinking oneself to death. Likely to have a disastrously damaging effect on oneself or ones interest. 2. Water skiing fatal accident. 3. Clearing a bridge on a motorcycle when you back tire falls off. 4. Rebellious without no care or sympathy 5. Riding Vespa's in the middle of the night, wasted! - Man, that guy has got to be River-cidal. He has been at the bar way too long.
- I saw that man go Rivercidal after he went skiing in that water at Havasu. - Oh no, my tire is falling off. RIVERCIDAL! - Don't make me go Rivercidal on your ass! I'll jack you up! - Let go Rivercidal tonight, I'm all liquored up. |
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| 60. | riding my ass | ||
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forcing anal sex upon one My prison mate began riding my ass from day one
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| 61. | a good story | ||
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a story that isnt too long or too short and ends up in a sexual encounter of an impossible but funny way. also has a short and often shitty ending that dosent relate to the story at all. alright so this one time ian was in vermont and he was done snowboarding for the day so he headed home. on his way home he saw a moose and a naked chick with huge boobs and a great body riding on his back. she then asked ian if he wanted to fuck this moose with her. he politly declined but put out the option of fuckin him, she took the bait. once comfortable and naked ian proceded to fingering the mysterious woman. she wasnt acknoledging his fingers were even inside of her so he began to use his fist. when she responded witha moan of pleasure ian got excited and moved in further.but then she started bleeding. "stop fucking bleeding on my fucking arm you dumb bitch" ian exclaimed! now he was elbow deep in the slut and she was screaming and still bleeding for more. ian obliged and went shoulder deep therefore shouldering her. his outstreched fingers were protruding from her mouth when he was all the way in and she was loving every second. untill she started to choke. since she could not stop bleeding ian soo became grossed out and bored so ian popped her head off and she bled to death . now thats a good story.
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| 62. | mack mode | ||
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A common driving position in which the driver reclines the driver's seat back so that the driver can barely see over the steering wheel or dashboard of his vehicle. This driving position can be accompanied with driving with a gangsta lean.
Police officer 1: "Did you see that guy?, he's driving in mack mode....lets go pull him over"
Police officer 2: "Yeah, he's also got the gangsta lean going on and probably ridin dirty" |
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| 63. | apolstery crack | ||
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What happens to one when riding in a fast car with a friend and you get so scared you squeeze the apolstery from the seat between your butt cheeks thus having apolstery crack as the end result. He was driving so fast that the girl in the back seat clenched her butt cheeks together so hard she got apolstery crack.
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