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Ridiculocity 

The potential speed at which a situation becomes ridiculous or utterly non-sensical.
John: Hey look, he's about to do that dare...
Greg: What was he dared to do?
John: He's gonna pull out his sack while he stands on top of the bar.
Greg: The ridiculocity of that situation comes up as 2.1 seconds!!!

(Why 2.1 seconds only? Some people would expect it to be significantly faster, but you have to also increase brain lag when taking into account just how ridiculous something is. If something is just so inconcievably ridiculous, you must understand that some people will not be able to register the information right away.)
Ridiculocity by rabidapeshit April 13, 2009

ridiculousity 

The general measure of how ridiculous a given object, situation, or circumstance is.
Being attacked by monkeys on your way to class, tops out the ridiculousity scale.
ridiculousity by ME_Brendan April 28, 2008

terminal ridiculocity

1. Synonym of 'ridiculous'
2. Synonym of recockulous

The point at which something can become no more ridiculous than its current state.
1. His tale reached terminal ridiculocity around the seventh time that he claimed to have saved the planet from imminent destruction.

2. Our endeavor approached terminal ridiculocity as we continually restarted webservers that continued to crash every few minutes.

ridiculousity 

That is an incredible amount of ridiculousity!
ridiculousity by WhyTheSox June 28, 2006

ridiculosity 

Complete ridiculousness. Foolishness beyond belief and reason.
"The fact that State won that game last night was a complete load of ridiculosity. I could eat my own turds right now."
ridiculosity by Jabberclob September 12, 2003

ridiculousity 

a state of tangent hilarity, resulting in the absolute deterioration of all subject matter and the inevitable "rolling of the eyes" from all female group members.
This email from Chad about his pit stains is absolute ridiculousity.
ridiculousity by 121 LG August 6, 2009