Creating your own inane words and phrases mid-sentence ala Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
"I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things."
"I'm looking for a book on horviculture."
"it doesnt take rocket appliances to know that....."
"it's like getting two birds stoned at once"
"what are you doin' julian? the chicken fingers aren't even cooked, do you want us to get sarsaparilla or somethin', you dick"
"just remember lahey, what comes around is all around"
"I am not the kind of person to say atoadaso, but you know what atoadaso, i fucking atoadaso!"
"You got a search warranty?!"
"worst case ontario"
"He passed with flying carpets"
"Lucy, I'll be a better father than you will ever be."
"i got a question what the fuck is this shit? how to get stains out of kahaykee pants?"
"why don't you fuck off, go get some hyposuction?"