Ricky Hoover is the most self absorbed, self indulgent individual I have ever met. I know him VERY well, and as someone who knows him well, I can tell you that all of his friends talk shit on him when he is not around because he is a drag to be around. He thinks he knows everything and will argue or freak out if you try to tell him otherwise, so people just shine him on and let him think he is right about everything. He hasn't been able to keep a girlfriend for longer than a couple of months because girls realize how much of a douchebag he is very quickly. He thinks he knows everything about everything, but he is actually really uneducated. He can probably school you on what characters had blowjobs in what horror movies, but he knows nothing about working out, the barber industry, or what is going on in the world. He is the most immature 29 year old I have ever met. He acts like he is 14 years old.
He thinks he is famous. Sometimes he will leave his phone around and it is left on google images or instagram looking up pictures of HIMSELF! he looks up #rickyhoover hashtags and absorbs the few people in the world who actually think he is a respectable person. He is the biggest asshole I have ever met, and people see right through him which is why he has NO friends, and the friends he has can only handle him in small doses. He thinks he is "straight edge" but he doesn't even know the history of that label. He says he is gluten free but he doesn't even know where gluten derives from. He thinks he is a gym rat but he knows nothing about nutrition or getting fit. He is a conformist that follows the newest trend. He has no idea how to use the internet, the only thing he can do is look up photos of himself or sign on tumblr. And if you ever comment on something of his, he reads EVERYTHING. If you say something he doesn't like, he will delete it. If you idolize Ricky Hoover, you obviously have never met him. The reason his band kicked him out: hes an asshole. The reason his barber shop gave his chair to someone else: hes an asshole. The reason hes still single: hes an asshole and a douchebag.
by revealingthedouchebags February 01, 2014